ehowton (ehowton) wrote,
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Mantra

I developed this sing-song mantra I'd recite to the kids as they were growing up to assist them in understanding where I stood on everyday things around the house: "If its on leave it on, if its off, leave it off, if its open leave it open, and if its closed, leave it closed."

Kids fucking hate mantras.

It never worked.
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