ehowton (ehowton) wrote,

I Can't Believe You Eat That Shit

I was in my 40s before I discovered some people have a gene which makes cilantro taste like soap. Nearly a decade later and I'm wondering if something similar is why those nasty motherfuckers Can't Believe Its Not Butter because that shit is so far removed from butter it should probably be classified as a petroleum product.

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