So, I did what anyone would do.
I poured a some vegetable oil in a frying pan, beat the shit out of two eggs and poured them into a shallow plate, crushed an entire tube of Ritz crackers and dumped that into a bowl addding basil, oregeno, garlic and a wee-bit of cilantro then ground some pepper over it and a dash of sea salt from my palm. Voila!
It was so good, I ate until it hurt.